Vapour of Love

I got a problem

When I’m talking to a girl
I just get so f-in nervous
And my stomach fires up
Trying to put me out of service

As the pressure starts to build
And the gasses start to flowing
There ain’t nothin I can do
I can’t even shout a warning

It just happens so fast
Like in the blink of an eye
I start to talk to a girl
Next thing I’m letting it fly

And like a cloak of darkness
You’ll find yourself in

My vapor of love
It’s a cloud of desire
My vapor of love
It could start a wild fire
My vapor of love
It’s no wonder I’m single
Cause my Vapor of love
Makes it so hard to mingle

Now it’s effecting my health
And I’m developing asthma
Cause I’m sending out signals
like a gastric miasma

I’ve tried a whole bunch of cures
I’m drinking peppermint tea
But it’s talkin to girls
That’s really stressing me.

I gotta get some relief
I gotta find me a cure
My friends are sayin “relax”
You gotta be more secure

I’m like “well that’s just great”
“that really helps me a lot”
“you’re such a good therapist”
“Well no, actually, you’re not”

And like a cloak of darkness
You’ll find yourself in

My vapor of love
It’s a cloud of desire
My vapor of love
It could start a wild fire
My vapor of love
It’s no wonder I’m single
Cause my Vapor of love
Makes it so hard to mingle

break

My vapor of love
It’s a cloud of desire
My vapor of love
It could start a wild fire
My vapor of love
It’s no wonder I’m single
Cause my Vapor of love
Makes it so hard to mingle

My vapor of love
It’s a cloud of desire
My vapor of love
It could start a wild fire
My vapor of love
It’s no wonder I’m single
Cause my Vapor of love
Makes it so hard to mingle

Chewing tums like tic tac’s
And drinking loads of Gas-x
I guess I’ll just never know what it’s like

Chewing tums like tic tac’s
And drinking loads of Gas-x
I guess I’ll just never know
What it’s like to have sex