Viking Horde

Our ships are huge
Our blades are long
Our epic deeds turned into song

Which we then sing
Like a battle cry
While drinking mead and getting high

We eat and fight
We fight and eat
We conquer every one we meet

And as our numbers swell and grow
We build more ships and off we go

To fight and eat
And eat and fight
Cause we believe that might is right

We’re on the move
We’ve got the groove
And we can’t lose

Me and my crew we’re coming for you
We’ll sneak into town and mess you around
Provided your town is right near the water
We travel by boat and walking’s a bother

We’re big and we’re hairy and really quite scary
You’ll probably shite at the site of our might
When we’re done pillaging and having some fun
We’ll say “look at the time! We’ve gotta run!”

Gha, who am I kidding
This songs a joke
We’re all just farming artichoke

And we drink tea the herbal kind
Goes great with a hint of lemon rind

We don’t eat meat and some are vegan
Or gluten free like Paul and Tegan

But I fantasize when I get bored
That I am a part of a Viking horde

I farm the land
I have a tan
My diets bland

farming is dull, a boring job
It can be done by any slob

i crave excitement, I get so bored
So I made myself a wooden sword

Some cardboard armour, a plastic shield
Now every night into the field

I run about slashing my sword
Like I was part of a Viking horde

I’m on the move
I’ve got the groove
And i can’t lose

I’m a Viking horde made up of one
But I don’t care I’m having fun

I sing my Viking song of glory
And imagine getting really quite gory

I’m taunting bees and slashing trees
And bringing squirrels to their knees
Till very late like ten o’clock
And then I know I have to stop

I hurry home to take a bath
The squirrels having felt my wrath
My song now sung, My foe’s defeated
My pocket of sweets alas depleted
I go to sleep no longer bored
The leader of a Viking horde

Daa da daaaa da daaaaa
Soo doo do doooo do doooi
Daa dee daaaa de doooo do dooo do dooo
Bum bum bum bum

Bum bum bum bum

Daa daa daaaa da daaaaa
Soo doo do doooo do doooi
Daa dee daaaa de doooo do dooo do dooo
Bum bum bum bum